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Maybe some people appreciate the fact that Guano Apes are now nice and tame and play good old fashioned pop-rock without screaming and kooky rhythms, but personally I am bored to tears by this type of unadventurous repetitive music. What I hate the most about this is the shallow la-di-da-di-da that is present throughout most of the album. The lack of identity, however, is the smallest of the problems. With the exception of Like Somebody, Numen and Jiggle, all the songs are just one giant mash of something I would not remember the next day even after a dozen repetitions. This is an album that sounds nothing like what you’d expect from Guano Apes, but, worst of all, it’s just a collection of dull vanilla tracks. And considering I once listened to Dark passion play from Nightwish, that really is telling something. Sadly, had I never heard about this album at all, I wouldn’t have missed much, because this is one of the most disappointing things I ever laid my eyes/ears on. So since music has no expiration date and I love this band, there goes the Offline review. It’s been a year since this album was released, but apparently I live under a rock and haven’t heard about it until a few weeks ago.
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Artmania, 26-27.07.19, Large Square Sibiu